One Sentence Reviews of the Last Week

The Nines starring Ryan Reynolds: The metaphor the film tries to convey loses it's importance because it is so thickly disguised by stories that are more interesting separately than as a whole. 7/10

Reno 911 Season Premiere: It is funny that the season opens with a joke about jumping the shark, because as far as I can tell this first episode is darker and funnier than last season and the feature film version of the show put together. 9/10

iHome: Good sound quality and much easier to set up than all the parts it come with suggest. 9/10




Eagle vs Shark: It is essentially Napoleon Dynamite with a very real and almost sad explanation for the characters weird behavior. 8.5/10